The SFA have had to step in
to prevent Aberdeen's latest Sponsorship deal.
They had signed a deal with
the pet-food firm Spillers, but a SFA spokesman
said that AFC running out
with Winnalot on their shirts would breach the
Trades Descriptions Act.
Q: What's the difference between
East Timor and Aberdeen's defence?
A: There are still a couple
of safe areas in East Timor!;
Q: What have David Preece and
Michael Jackson got in common?
A: They both wear gloves for
no apparent reason.
Q: Why did Ebbe Skodhval go
to Argos?
A: He knows it's the only
way he'll ever get Premier Points!
Q: What's the difference between
a Pyromaniac and Aberdeen FC
A: A Pyromanic wouldn't throw
away all his matches!
Q: What's the difference between
AFC and Pamela Anderson?
A: Pammy's got rid of her
plastic tits!
Q: Why is Ricky Gillies like
a Jigsaw?
A: They both go to pieces
in the box.
Q: What's the difference between
Aberdeen and an Albatross?
A: Same take-off speed, but
an Albatross has 2 decent wings!
Q: What's the difference between
a O J Simpson and AFC;
A: O J had some sort of defence.
Q: How can you tell when AFC
are losing?
A: It's five-past-three on
a Saturday.