Star Wars Opening - changed and improved
"Choose the force. Choose a side, choose
a Jedi knight, choose a teacher, choose a fucking big
death star, choose star destroyers, blasters, tie-fighters and a light
sabre.
Choose a black suit, black helmet and boots.
Choose a loan from Jabba the Hut. Choose a philosophy.
Choose an Emperor. Choose a planet with matching moon. Choose a three planet
system in the
Dromoda system and fucking enslave them.
Choose the Rebels and wondering why the fuck you are kneeling by the Emperor
on a Sunday
morning.
Choose sitting next to that Emperor watching whole planets being enslaved
in mind-controlling,
force crushing battles, stuffing fucking replacement parts into your body.
Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable
death star, nothing more
than a dictator to the selfish, evil fucked up brats who fight for you.
Choose a future.
Choose the Force.
I chose not to choose the Force.
I chose something else... I chose...The Dark Side."