Star Wars Opening - changed and improved
"Choose the force. Choose a side, choose
a Jedi knight, choose a teacher, choose a fucking big
death star, choose star destroyers, blasters, tie-fighters and a light sabre.
Choose a black suit, black helmet and boots.
Choose a loan from Jabba the Hut. Choose a philosophy.
Choose an Emperor. Choose a planet with matching moon. Choose a three planet
system in the
Dromoda system and fucking enslave them.
Choose the Rebels and wondering why the fuck you are kneeling by the Emperor
on a Sunday
Choose sitting next to that Emperor watching whole planets being enslaved
force crushing battles, stuffing fucking replacement parts into your body.
Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable
death star, nothing more
than a dictator to the selfish, evil fucked up brats who fight for you.
Choose a future.
Choose the Force.
I chose not to choose the Force.
I chose something else... I chose...The Dark Side."