A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand
new stud rooster for his chicken
coop. The young rooster walks over to the old rooster and says "O.K., old
fellow, time to retire."
The old rooster says "You can't handle all these chickens... look at what
it did to me!"
The young rooster replies, "Now, don't give me a hassle about this. Time
for the old to step aside and the young to take over, so take a hike."
The old rooster says, "Aw, c'mon...just let me have the two old hens
over in the corner. I won't bother you."
The young rooster says, "Scram! Beat
it! You're washed up! I'm taking
So, the old rooster thinks for a minute and then says to the young rooster,
"I'll tell you what, young fellow,
I'll have a race with you around the
farmhouse. Whoever wins the race gets domain of the chicken coop."
The young rooster says, "You know I'm going to beat you, old man, so
just to be fair, I'm gonna give you a head start."
They line up in the back of the farm house,
get a chicken to cluck "GO!"and
the old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young rooster
takes off after him. They round the front of the farm house and the
young rooster is only about 5 inches behind the old rooster and gaining
The farmer, sitting on the porch, looks
up, sees what's going on, grabs his
shotgun and BOOM!, he blows the young rooster to bits.
He sadly shakes his head and says "Dammit, third gay rooster I bought