THE RANGERS TEAM ARE HAVING A MEETING ON THE EVE OF AN ABERDEEN GAME, AND
MR. MURRAY SAYS TO THE BEARS............

"LOOK LADS, I KNOW THEY ARE ABSOLUTELY SHITE AND WE DON'T WANT TO PLAY
THEM, BUT WE HAVE TO OR FACE THE WRATH OF THE SFA."

JORG ALBERTZ PEPS UP,"I'VE GOT AN IDEA. WHY DON'T YOUSE ALL GO DOWN TO THE
PUB AND LET ME PLAY THEM ON MY OWN, AFTER ALL I'VE PLAYED IN MOST
POSITIONS
THIS SEASON, AND REMEMBER THEY ARE TOTALLY PISH!!?"

"BRILLIANT IDEA JORG" SAYS THE MINT,"LET'S DO THAT !"
ON THE DAY OF THE GAME, THE BEARS ARE IN THE PUB PLAYING POOL WHEN FERGIE
REMEMBERS THE MATCH IS ON, HE FLICKS THE TELETEX ON AND UP COMES THE
SCORE,

ABERDEEN  0
RANGERS  1

(ALBERTZ, 10 MIN)

THE LADS CHEER AND GET THE DRINKS IN, AT ABOUT 4 : 50 PM THEY GO TO THE
TELETEX AGAIN AND UP COMES THE SCORE:

ABERDEEN  1                               RANGERS  1
(JESS, 93 MIN)                           (ALBERTZ, 10 MIN)

"OH FUCK !" CRIES ADVOCAAT, "WHAT THE FUCK WENT WRONG?"

THEY ALL LEAVE THE BAR AND JUMP INTO TAXIS AND HEAD BACK TO IBROX. THEY
RUSH IN TO FIND BIG ALBERTZ SITTING IN THE DRESSING ROOM WITH HIS HEAD IN
HIS HANDS.
"WELL JORG, WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED!!" SCREAMS AMORUSO, THE CLUB CAPTAIN.

JORG PROTESTS "IT WAS ALL GOING WELL AND I HAD THE GAME UNDER CONTROL,
THEN THAT BASTARD HUGH DALLAS SENT ME OFF IN THE 12th MINUTE